An Inauspicious Beginning

All I meant to do was sign up for a user name so I could post on my friends' blogs more easily. Really. And then the sign-in wizard asked me, like some minimum-wage earning fast food register jockey offering me fries, "Would you like a blog with that?" What was I supposed to do, click No? Who could turn down a deal this sweet? Besides, I've got stuff to say. Big stuff. Important stuff. Stuff that's going to get me Slashdotted and Dugg. Just you wait. Next time you try to read someone's blog and the whole of Blogspot is shut down, that's just me and my big important things getting read by the entire Internet. So stick around and wait for it. Any day now, I am going to start having profound thoughts and posting them here for the entire world to read and marvel at. But first, I need to go post a comment on another blog. Ever been to New Prussia?